Post-Nut

The shame of watching porn after you nut.

John: *watches porn*

*nuts*

*looks at the screen
What did I just watch? Ewww. Everytime I watch porn, I‘ve got this Post-Nut afterwards!

Baldur

Baldur is the cutest guy ever. He is funny, crazy and stubborn, but he only shows it to his family and friends. He‘s shy when he is with strange people. When he isn‘t there when u need him, he is probably playing football or pingpong.

Martha: Do you know Baldur?

Finn: Yeh, he‘s so funny!
Martha: Really? He is so shy!
Finn: Well that‘s bc u don‘t know him.. have u seen him?
Martha: Yes, he‘s playing Ping Pong with his friends.

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