knittery

The manner in which a fabric or garment was knitted.

Remember when you wore my scarf in Manchester and marvelled at its knittery?

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hack

A New York City taxi driver.

I gave the hack a $2 tip for driving recklessly.

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dilznik

penis

dillznick

I don't have another dollar, man. Get of the dilznik!

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thespionage

When you spy on an actor.

"I feel like someone's following me all the time; even at theater rehearsal. I hope it's not a case of thespionage."

buggin

Playful or foolish behavior usually accompanied by stream of consciousness jokes and random quotes.

Whistle's "(Nothing Serious) Just Buggin'", A Tribe Called Quest's "Buggin' Out", De La Soul's "A Little Bit of Soap" and The Pharcyde's "Ya Mama" are a prime musical examples of what it is to be buggin'.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear? Man, you buggin'.

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tellmeno

A compound word formed from "tell", "me" and "no" used as a method to quickly state, "I preemptively acknowledge that you understand the objective, concept and/or action I have just presented to be accepted as an undeniable fact."

PERSON 1: (posts an image of an exquisite horse to a cowboy's Facebook timeline with the caption "tellmeno".)

PERSON 2 (A cowboy): (inner thoughts) That's an exquisite horse.

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grilliod

A person's face and/or teeth - especially an unattractive one. May also be used to describe a person's face and/or teeth before and/or after an injury.

Attributed to Butch Rinaldi

grill, dome, head, domepiece, headpiece

"I'll kick you in your grilliod, you ugly fuck."

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