Alex

someone who plays the “i want” card when you tell him about how his behavior affects you

I told Alex he hurt me, and he responded, “I want, and you should” instead of fixing his behavior.

Alex

someone who claimed that the only reason someone wouldn’t want to be his slave is an obstacle of depression that he can cure by arguing about his entitlement

Alex tried to enslave me, and when that didn’t work he criticized my “mind” for not thinking that he’s the greatest and godliest being that has ever survived birth.

Alex

someone who says he’s agreeable for his own self-confidence as he denies all the damage he causes to every else’s lives

Alex pursues my cooperation with such a vehement disregard for the negativity of his behavior that his arguments of righteousness look like an insult.

Alex

someone who doesn't think he can do wrong and continues down every path that hurts you because his mommy said he’s a good guy

I told Alex he hurt me, and the next day he argued about how he’s a good guy and I should trust him (and his disgusting behavior).

Alex

someone who trusts that he’s getting his way no matter how he treats another person and blames all his shortcomings on another person’s thinking and feeling

I told Alex to stop, and he argued about my mind the next day.

Dean

almost the big person you wish you had—with one minor exception—he wants to touch you

Dean tried to steal my hugs and kisses in my sleep. Fuck you, Dean. I almost liked you, but you broke TWO rules.

Dean

scares you at first but you learn to appreciate him, would probably earn more respect if he wasn’t with everyone else’s sloppy seconds

Dean should’ve been here sooner rather than later.