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stickchick

A young woman who is VERY VERY thin either of her own choice or by circumstances out of her control. Typically she will be anorexic looking, and even the tightest jeans will be loose on her creating a shitpants type effect. Even under careful observation no breasts or ass can be seen, and she has none of the curvature of a healthy female whatsoever, in fact she looks rather like a wooden plack or toothpick. She can however be attractive in the face. Copulation with these women is not advised. (See example below)

"That stickchick is dead, cuz I split her in two with my dick"

"Next time your at the Eating Disorder Center say "Hi!" to all the anorexic stickchicks for me."

by miracle_max November 28, 2007

23👍 10👎


dog rocket

An elongated piece of dog shit.

"Damn it, I stepped on that dog rocket."

"Pick up the dog rockets and put 'em in the bag Clem. We're gonna shit bag Anderson's porch."

by miracle_max December 9, 2007

24👍 13👎


diamond ring

An offering made to a female to get her to open her legs.

"Damn I never got laid as good as when I gave her the diamond ring."

by miracle_max December 15, 2007

37👍 7👎


gangsta pampers

A fashion fad commonly seen in inner city ghettos, trendy hip hop videos, and white/wigga neighborhoods where a gangsta or wannabe gangstabusta-brown wears loose pants that look like they are carrying a bag of shit in their ass cuz they hang down so low. Also known as shitpants.

"Nigga your gangsta pampers are tight!"

by miracle_max November 28, 2007

32👍 3👎


lesbianmanbitch

An abomination from hell consisting of a lesbian who by strange circumstance is a man but has a vagina lined with razor sharp teeth. It is believed to come about once every 1000 years as punishment for our sins on earth.

"...and thus the search continues for the 3 innocent schoolboys believed eaten by the lesbianmanbitch which is none other than Lazlo's mom."

by miracle_max October 15, 2007

57👍 32👎


Roadkill burnout

What happens when 3 guys driving a car in the middle of the night find a roadkill and decide to position the car's rear tire over said roadkill and burn out on top the carcass multiple times.

Mike: "Damn Jeremy, you made possum ground beef outta that roadkill."

Jeremy: " Yeah, that's what I call my roadkill burnout special."

Andrew: "Yum, ground beef! Lets go to Taco Bell".

by miracle_max December 9, 2007

22👍 7👎


shitpants

A fashion disgrace commonly seen in inner city ghettos, trendy hip hop videos, and white/wigga neighborhoods where a gangsta or wannabe gansta busta-brown wears loose pants that look like they are carrying a bag of shit in their ass cuz they hang down so low. Also known as gangsta pampers.

"Excuse me sir, but you can't possibly hope to get a job with us wearing shitpants."

by miracle_max November 28, 2007

41👍 28👎