Heat Vent

The act of passing gas on a sexual partnets face after orgasm.

Everything was fine until Debra gave me a Heat Vent.

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Prison Beer

Drinking the urine of an inmate following his or her intoxication by other prison "moon-shines".

Hey mang, wanna get loaded, I got some prison beer!

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Frode

A creature none-lovealbe, who like young girls under 16.

Frode "Hi, can I fuck you?
Silje "Not anymore, I just turnd sixsteen"

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Ultimate cock rock

Walking around one's house, playing guitar, with one's penis in full view.

Everything was fine until David Lee Roth played his Ultimate cock rock show in my living room.

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I like you for who you are

What Anna Nicole said to her husband.

"I like you for who you are, sugar."
*WHEEZE*
"Now sign right here..."

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going steady

What white kids in the 50's called "dating"

Johnny gave me his pin at the dance ... now I know we're going steady!

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jimmiejaz

To be consistantly drunk for more then 48 hours and lack control.

Man, that dude is pulling a jimmiejaz.

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