blank text

A blank text is a sign of saying that you are thinking of someone, usually done from a bf/gf to a gf/bf. An idea thought to be from Poland.

Emily's text: { }
Joey's text: {did u just send me a blank text?}
Emily's text: {i just wanted 2 let u know i was thinking of u <3}

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Heart Penis

It's your other penis that you hide at first but when you feel more comfortable...you show it.

In the new comedy show, New Girl:
Nick says to Jessica: "It's OK, maybe you were right. Maybe i'm not ready for meaningless sex with beautiful women."
Jess says to Nick: "Well, you know, maybe when you are you'll be able to show her your other penis. You're heart penis."
Nick says to Jess: "Get out of my room."

Jess says: "OK." Then leaves his room sheepishly. LoL
And there you go :D
P.s. Watch this show, it's awesome!!

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