palo alto

In Palo Alto, we do it hardcore. The East Meadow gang doesn't fuck around wit nobody. They can often be seen at Walgreens, trying on bras, buying condoms and being pushed around in shopping carts. When I see the former JLS crew, I hide in the nearest shrubbery.

One thing important about Palo Alto was the Jane Lathrop Stanford Middle School graffiti epidemic. For almost a month, there was vandalism every day. It got to the point where someone wrote "JLS- Columbine 2," and the school administrators decided to take action. It was a ridiculous event, because all of the kids who were involved were suspended- even if they didn't write anything. There were three news articles about the event; all were inaccurate to some extent. It was also on the news. The news articles were extreme bullshit.

For example, "One boy was handcuffed on campus and taken into custody, but the other students were not arrested and the boy was later released." This DID NOT happen!

Another example,“'They were nerds, without a doubt,'” the parent said. 'They are pretty regular-looking cast. ... They are not even on the fringes of bad.'" These kids were NOT nerds. They were fuckin badass.

Pipe cleaner figurine men that can be found superglued about everwhere- overpasses, parks, churches, creeks, and schools. Their organizations token phrase is, "Who are these men? And why are they in Palo Alto?" Group leaders have said that anyone is welcome to glue these dandy men throughout town.

The best park in Palo Alto is Mitchell Park. This area is where most of the ghettoist Palo Alto bitches n hoes can be found- ya heard?! Damnn straight! It also has dances where little 7th grade skanks think they can wear too much eyeliner, dress in abercrombie tanks and jean miniskirts, and dance suggestively.

Kids in Palo Alto often say "hella sketch," "cool," "aite," and "sexy."

East of Palo Alto, there is a city called, "East Palo Alto," which, at one point, had the highest murder rate in the United Stated. EPA kids keep it ghetto wit dere cartoon backbacks, Applebottom jeans, and RocaWear.

Hoe DaFuck: "Palo Alto has one very cool homeless guy with a laptop. He's my hero!... I don't even have a laptop!"

"Cool" Palo Alto Parent: "Damnn that guy's hella sketch."

Mitchell Park Dance Girl: "OMG I lyk luv abercrombie, and have lyk a million of their jean miniskirts-- just lyk all the other Mitchell Park Dance girls!! LOLz!!"

MMM: "I like eggs. Anarchy!"

C-HAN: "The PAPCM Associaton (Palo Alto Pipe Cleaner Men Association) is the coolest thing ever! I love them!"

PG, JS, and CH: "WALGREENS IS THE BEST! Aww mayn, C------- is the coolest girl ever wit her grill and all."

Beezy: "CLANCY's MY BFF!"
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"At least one of the taggers was a girl, Cox said."- Palo Alto Weekly

Paper: "yay! thats me MUAHAHA no seriously hahahahaha I can't stop laughing
look, see for your self! it has it's own paragraph! hahaha
why is it so funny?? well it's cause it's so random, it has like nothing to do with anything, it's like, the most sexist thing I've heard all year!"

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eyeliner

its a disease, most common in teenage girls and emo guys. eyeliner can look damn sexy and bring out ones eyes, but also can make little 7th graders look like sluts and/or racoons. ugly people also sometimes where it to look less ugly. eyeliner looks really good on the girls in bollywood movies, but white girls gots ta be careful cuz if dey overdo it, dey look like vampires.

Random girl: "The coolest eyeliner colors are purple and blue!"

Some guy: "Damnn dat chick avril lavigne's eyeliner is messed uppp!"

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