executive Friday

n. Any day of the week, usually a Friday or Monday, where you decide to suddenly call in sick or take a vacation day out of a sense of entitlement and pure, unadulterated laziness.

v. To take an executive Friday

I have an important meeting early this morning and people are going to be really upset if I'm not there, but the urge to sleep in is overwhelming. Looks like I'll be taking an executive Friday.

party freshman

n. A college freshman clearly only attending to please his/her parents or to avoid getting a job. You will see him/her at every party, but rarely in class, and s/he will probably drop out at the end of the year after epic failing every class.

Mary: Hey, what's up with that kid that only comes to class once a week and is always hung over?
Jane: Oh, he's a party freshman. We can look for him next year at the junior college down the road.

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