lol

the thing you say when you can't think of any other appropriate response. Sometimes used in conversation face-to-face, much to the chagrin of the English-speaking world.

Your cat died? lol!

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Edward Cullen

The subject of the adoration of a nation of female sycophants. Aforementioned sycophants may be teenaged or middle-aged. The jury is currently out on which is less pathetic.
The "perfect man", hero of Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series. The last time I checked, the perfect man was not a controlling stalker, but hey. That's just me. Maybe you all would LOVE IT if your boyfriend forbid you from seeing your best friend and stared at you while you had inappropriate dreams about other men. (see "perfection")
The least original romantic hero ever written.

If only Edward Cullen were my boyfriend, then I would know what it's like to be under house arrest.

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