podge

(n.) Fat gained by husbands in sympathy with their pregnant wives. See also SQUODGE.

"Naw, that's not a beer belly. It's podge."

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squodge

n. Post-partum belly fat, the kind you can't get rid of even after the kid has hit kindergarten. See also PODGE.

"OMG, I lost 30 pounds on Weight Watchers (tm) and I still have this squodge!"

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