fortyteen

The age that mothers try to act in order to seem cool in front of their kids' friends.

"My mom was totally fortyteen when she started talking about her love life. Yuck."

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SHIT

Acronym for: Sorry Honey, It's Thursday.

When people say TGIF (Thank God Its Friday), then reply by saying SHIT.

"omg this week was so fucking stressful. TGIF!"
"SHIT!"

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