guff-truck

The vehicle that comes to collect the contents of toilets.

What's that smell?
It's the guff-truck emptying the portaloos. It's OK they'll be gone soon.

plomance

The equivalent of a bromance, but between a man and a woman - a platonic romance.

Oh man, I love hanging out with Julia and it's not a friendzone thing - neither of us wants that - it's just a total plomance.