Whoragami

A very flexible prostitute. They do not necessarily have to be of Asian descent.

I put her legs behind her head and made some whoragami

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nizzag

Substitution for the word niggaz. Its ok for White, Mexican, Asian, and every other race of people to say nizzag and not be deemed a racist.

Black guy: Its the 1st of the month!
White guy: Word to my nizzag!
Black guy: When you say that it makes you sound ignorant dawg.
White guy: No it doesn't G.

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D.T.

Acronym for delerium tremors. Something that you can get when you are withdrawing from something such as alcohol, heroine, porn

Carlos got the D.T.s when they put him in rehab for his alcohoism

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Lezbeau

1. A male Fag Hag

2: Lez = gay female
Beau = guy

Fag = gay male
Hag = woman

get it?

Skylar is a lezbeau. He hangs out with alot of lesbians.

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shlitz

Splitting your pants as you shit them.

I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.

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you poke it you own it

A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.

Its now some type of "Man Law"

Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::

Bryan: You poke it you own it.

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mester

Short for semester. Like semester but its actually 'mester.

I freakin' failed o. chem last mester

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