Splitting your pants as you shit them.
I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.
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A very shitty beer
Nigga, why da fuck you be drinking dat shlitz shit
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a hybrid of being shitfaced and blitzed
"That kid was so shlitzed he jumped out of the moving car because they were passing Taco Bell."