shlitz

Splitting your pants as you shit them.

I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.

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shlitz

A very shitty beer

Nigga, why da fuck you be drinking dat shlitz shit

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shlitzed

a hybrid of being shitfaced and blitzed

"That kid was so shlitzed he jumped out of the moving car because they were passing Taco Bell."