pomo

Portmanteau of the words "poser" (Brit, Austral & NZ informal a person who likes to be seen in trendy clothes in fashionable places) and "homo" (Used as a disparaging term for a gay man or lesbian.)
The pomo is characterized by the propensity to proclaim oneself as a homosexual for the express purpose of procuring sexual favor from people of the opposite sex. The pomo preys on artistic college females using their trendy, sensitive pomosexual wiles.

Damn it. "Gay Sean" the frigging pomo is tapping Kelly the hot art major's ass once again... FML.

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fauxmosexual

Portmanteau of the words "faux" (not genuine or real; being an imitation of the genuine article) and "homo" (Used as a disparaging term for a gay man or lesbian.)
The pomo is characterized by the propensity to proclaim oneself as a homosexual for the express purpose of procuring sexual favor from people of the opposite sex.

I saw Gay Gary consoling Kelly using his sensitive gay wiles. Next thing I hear, he's tapping that ass! What a fauxmosexual.

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brack

A form of back cleavage which appears in obese people. This is a Portmanteau of the words "back" and "rack". This occurs when a fat woman wears a swimsuit or bra that is too tight in the back and it squishes the back fat together to give the illusion that there are boobs on their back.

Man, did you see the brack on Kirstie Alley when she was on Oprah yesterday?

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