Emo chic

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A zeitgeist (notably in music) in the late 2010's where it became hip to be a whiny little shit.

The emo chic justify their narcissistic conceit under the guise of, "hating people" thus denigrating those with actual anxiety disorders.

(Teenager): I don't want to do anything but lay in bed all day, whine, and listen to Billie Eilish and Blue October.

(Adult): Quit being so emo chic and go clean the litter boxes, or I'll let them pee in your room so you have something REAL to bitch about.

shwitter

Tweeting / twatting / twitterpating while on the toilet.

Dude, you've been tweeting a lot lately.
…yeah, I've had diarrhea so I've been shwittering.