flat tire

Noun

Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.

You Have a flat tire.

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Kreflo Dollars Hairburn

Nickname for 50 Cent

From Madea's Class Reunion (play)

Madea: You know who get on my nerves?
Cora: Who?
Madea: Kreflo Dollars Hairburn, that rapper.
Stephanie: You mean 50 Cent?
Madea: Or ten nickels, four quarters, or something.

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Diary Spelling

Spelling a word wrong, then publishing it in some way where many people can view it.

Comes from Tyler Perry's DVD play of 'Diary of a mad black woman', Where Madea's name was misspelled 'Medea'.

Man 1: Hey, dude, check out this idiot's blog.
Blog: Taht moran wus so dum i wantd to kil him
Man 2: That guy must be diary spelling.
Man 1: ...... or he could just be retarded.

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