When a man is great in bed but his deflorated man-garden makes his packages unwatchable.
We hooked up in the dark and he blew my mind. But when he came for round two in the morning his Shaved Kelce was a dealbreaker.
A person of Latin-American heritage who has naturally red hair.
Dude, she's a Rexican! You don't see those!
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An improvised shelter used to hide from an excessively talkative coworker.
I saw Brian coming down the hall and knew I would never get to the meeting on time. I hit the blunker under my desk until he walked past.
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