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mushroom

A mushroom is guy who is unattractive overall without any redemptive qualities (such as good personality, charisma, sense of humor, smells good). They are just full of cringeworthy qualities such as:
Being painfully ugly
Lacking hygiene
Messy appearance
Typically shy
Arrogrant

If there is something good about him that makes him tolerable, then he is probably not a mushroom.

The female equivalent is a moth.

"God, I hate Charlie. He's ugly, almost obese, rude, and smells really bad."

"Golly Jennifer, why are you even friends with that mushroom? All he does is play video games and avoid daylight. "

by misterxoxo November 19, 2015

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Moth

A moth is a girl who is unattractive overall without any redemptive qualities (such as good personality, charisma, sense of humor, smells good). They are just full of cringeworthy qualities such as:
Being painfully ugly
Lacking hygiene
Messy appearance
Typically shy
Arrogrant

If there is something good about her that makes him tolerable, then he is probably not a moth.

Not as beautiful and noticeable as a butterfly, then you have a moth who is lack-luster, ugly and lives her life in the dark looking for light.

The male equivalent is a mushroom.

"Oh that poor girl, Hannah"

"Why do you spend time thinking about that moth?"

"I just feel sorry for her. She's just so lost and is in need of a healthy dose of confidence."

by misterxoxo November 19, 2015