Love Shit

When you're pulling a one night stand or just starting to date a girl/guy and you take a dump in their toilet. Not just any dump though, one of the foulest, sloppiest, noisiest and odorous dumps you will ever have!!

Causes: Nerves, fast food, kinky sex etc.

Jimmy: Hey what you doing back so early? Thought you were with that blonde chic?

Carl: She got pissy cause I took a shit in her toilet! I just couldn't hold it in man.

Jimmy: Love shit cock blocking! Love it!

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