Mitch Hedberg

funny ass comedian.dak sunglasses are always present on his face.

some of his brilliannce:

i dont have a girlfriend, i just know a girl that will get really mad if i say that.

cucumbers are pickles that sold out.

a woman asked me where i see myself in five years,i said "celebratin the fifth year anniversary, of you askin me that question!"

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