SwissSpicious

A general suspicion of Swiss People and Switzerland.

I am very suspicious of the Swiss--they make me SwissSpicious. I think that they are up to something because they are hidden away up in the mountains with lots of guns and knives.

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Cheetotalitarian

Donald Trump, because of his cheeto dusted tan, and his totalitarian ways.

Look at Donald Trump. He must get a daily cheeto dusting to keep his wonderful orange tan. Combined with his crazy totalitarian ways, he's a Cheetotalitarian.

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Ukrainian Wheel

A more proper term for Canadian Tire, as most Ukrainians can decorate an entire house with stuff from Canadian Tire.

Let’s go get some new clothes at Ukrainian Wheel. I am buying!

hoar whore

An old grey whore--a combination of the words "hoar" meaning grey and whore (needs no explanation).

She's not a cougar, she's a Hoar Whore!"

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