Pinch a loaf, drop anchor, grow a tail, take a dump, drop off the kids, take a session....
The boss is on the phone for Barney, where did he go?
He went to curl a rhino and took the newspaper, tell him to call back in a half-hour.
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The geometric building in which leading military minds devise weaponry to punish rogue vagina-states. Cutting edge research within this institution has led to the development of weapons of ass destruction including the heat-seeking moisture missile and the morning rocket, as well as smaller scale devices such as the tongue-dart.
Secretary Cocksfeld is meeting with high-level cocktagon officials today to decide which missile to deploy into the South American rogue vagina-state of Bolabia.
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a mustache on a gay man, or, if on a straight man, a mustache that is too gay and should be removed to avoid confusion.
Richie, you gotta shave that cockscrubber before Bobby sees you or he'll rape your face.
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