fail as a male

guys who you initially believe to be straight, but he turns out to be gay.

Every other guy Ashlee tried to date turned out to be a fail as a male.

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explosions

Something that cool guys don't look at.

Cool guys don't look at explosions, they blow things up, and walk away.

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nerd all over

To get very (nerdily) excited about a product, event, or person.

When I saw the trailer for that video game, I proceeded to nerd all over it.

itnf

Similar to "brb" and other such acronyms, itnf stands for "in the near future"
It is a more formal way of saying, "soon".

except it's an acronym, so it's not actually that formal.

My room mate is asleep, but I believe she will wake up itnf.

owlright

Similar to "Alright"; a term used to agree.

Friend 1: Would you like some ice cream?
Friend 2: Owlright, sounds great!

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