emaigineer

The emaigineer is the kind of engineer whose work all day is sending & replying emails. Maybe she/he is dying to do something useful, but all he/she can do is just sitting there playing with emails. The non-important meaningless emails.

A: Hey, how is your new job?
B: Nothing fun. Just a emaigineer job. Sitting there all day replying emails about non-sense questions. I wonder if any one has read my email, or they won't ask so many fucking stupid questions all day, and I am now busy answering them, AGAIN!

email engineer

expurt

Expurt is a kind of experts, who always asserts he/she knows everything.

The software expurt always prefer memory mapping file to a direct disk read:

A: Do you think we should read the file directly from disk?
B: You should never read a file directly from the disk. Instead mapping it to a memory mapping file. Operating system will take care of the reads and writes, and you pay little cost except for the first access.

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HPC

High Performance Crashing: The higher performance your program is, the shorter it takes to crash.

My software used to be slow, but it's HPC now: crashes right after you start it!

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