presearch

(verb) to look up information on the internet or by other means with regards to a potential hire or applicant to get an idea as to what they are like. Can be detrimental if you have stupid pictures of yourself doing a beer bong or making out with a farm animal.

A combination of the prefix "pre," and the word "research"

-ing (present tense, VT); -ed (past tense)

Me: How did your job interview go?

Them: Well, I got a call back canceling the interview. They presearched me and found that pic at your party of me making out with your dog. I guess they don't take to kindly to that...

Me: WTF?

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Drive-throbber

Person who wastes time in the drive-through line at fast-food restaurants obsessively verifying every item in their order down the condiment packs and utensils.

This person commits "drive-throbbery."

Hey sorry about taking too long at McDonald's...I was behind a drive-throbber who took 5 minutes to verify there were no pickles on his burger.

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