striminal

A portmanteau of "streaming" and "criminal." First used to described "streaming millennial criminals" that pirate content instead of paying exorbitant fees to content providers.

"We're not going to hit our quarter-over-quarter goal of 2500% because of those damn striminals and cordcutters! Our shareholders are ruined! RUINED!!!"

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darenoia

A portmanteau of "D.A.R.E" and "paranoia" that describes the irrational and indoctrinated fear that 80s and 90s kids experience when using cannabis.

"Weed's been legal here for 2 years now but I still get darenoia, it sucks man!"

boomersplaining

When baby boomers use their own, often outdated, personal experience to talk down on younger people, especially millennials.

Person A: "Dang, it's tough to afford college, land a job, and buy a house."

Person B: "Stop complaining, when I was your age, I worked a summer job to pay for college! Stop eating avocado toast and you might be able to afford a house!"

Person A: "Uh, thanks for boomersplaining but things are different today."

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cordcutter

One who "cuts the cord" and no longer pays for cable service.

"Cable companies HATE this one simple act that cordcutters do!"