nermit

A combination of "nerd" and "hermit." A computer geek who avoids human contact and works on nerdy projects.

He locks himself in the basement and works on his computer, he's such a nermit.

vegetable preprocessor

Cow

I'm a second stage vegetarian. That means I don't eat vegetables and I don't eat anything that eats meat. I eat the fruits of vegetable preprocessor organisms, e.g. steak.