Cosianatied

Cosianatied (cos-ee-anna-teed) is a word meaning to be mauled by a heard of fluffy cows that was orchestrated by two friends from their remote island.

Friend #1: "poor guy got cosianatied"
Friend #2: "aw man poor dudes never gonna be the same"

Have a Cow

To have a cow means to have a melt down in a drastically unnecessary way.

Friend #1: "i KeEp StUbBiNg My Toe On ThIs WaLl"
Friend #2: "oh god she's gonna have a cow"

martstinsej

first meaning: to freak the fuck out from seeing a small inanimate object such as a sticker.

second meaning: when you mistake a child for a baby monkey and throw bananas at it.

people often spell this word with a "g" at the end but that would give it a whole new meaning.

friend 1: "..... ahah i thought a baby was a monkey and i threw bananas at it earlier.."
friend 2: "hahahahahahhaha thats called a martstinsej!"
friend 1: "that's a THING???!!"

second scenario

stranger one: " man i saw that guy over there run away from a sticker! it was hilarious"
stranger two: "oh man he really had a martstinsej??! i missed it!"