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hair spider

small clumps of hair, primarily on carpets, that are commonly mistaken for spiders. people with long hair are more prone to making hair spiders.

EW WHAT IS THAT??? oh itҀ™s just a hair spider.

by mm9019729 April 10, 2021


donald trump

the dumbest human on earth.

hey look. it's donald trump. my cat is smarter than him

by mm9019729 July 16, 2017

245πŸ‘ 766πŸ‘Ž


Mia

Mia,
A nice loving person with a glowing purple energy. Someone that can defy all the odds and someone that you can depend on, an is loyal. Mia has brown hair at the root and blonde at the tip. Mia likes to do anything she can to get things done. Mia knows the time when to joke and her jokes are priceless. You will never meet someone quite like Mia!

She is so nice, and doesn't think about herself before others. Must be a Mia!

by mm9019729 March 8, 2017

364πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


basic bitch

A someone that goes and gets starbucks every day, in ugg boots and carrying louis vuitton's never-full and a fluffy white jacket with instagram makeup on and a messy bun. And someone that dreams of Channing Tatum

Do you see that basic bitch over there? Yeah, the one in the ugg boots

by mm9019729 March 8, 2017