Favor Flav

The favored child of your family who gets all the shit just because he is the first born

Younger Brother: hey how many gifts did you get. I got two.

Older Brother: haha! I got 4 of em.

Younger Brother: wow fucking favor flav!

Trampoline

When you're prairie doggin' it and the shit hits you're underwear and you pull it back in.

Guy #1: Where is the bathroom?

Guy #2: I don't know dude, why?

Guy #1: Because i am about to trampoline it!

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