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Dirty Douglass

When you wait until your 50th wedding anniversary to give your husband anal, just to keep things spicy in the bedroom

She'll let anyone fuck her but she's saving her ass so she can give her husband the Dirty Douglass.

by mmkelley April 15, 2020


Notre Dame Hookup

What the good catholic students of the University of Notre Dame think hooking up is. It usually doesn't go beyond making out and maybe some light groping.

Katie: Oh my gosh, I hooked up with John last night!
Mary: No way! I can't believe you had sex with him!
Katie: Oh no, we just had a Notre Dame hookup. We just made out at the party.

by mmkelley March 29, 2019