bitcherrhea

The condition when you just can't stop being a bitch, no matter who's talking to you or what they're saying. And the worst part is...YOU PROBABLY ENJOY IT!

Girl #1: "Cute headband!"
Violet: "Wish I could say the same to you."
Girl #2: "You always look so pretty!"
Violet: "Shut up, I hear that enough."
Girl #3: "Wanna catch a movie later?"
Violet: "NO!! Stop stalking me, you creepers."
Onlookers: "Dang, Violet's got a serious case of bitcherrhea today!"

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niceist

The state of being racist when you think the BEST of the race at hand.

Bill: "I wish there were some Koreans in this class--they could help me with my algebra..not to be racist."
Stella: "No, you were totally being niceist!"

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