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A person who works in a creative industry, eg. Graphic Design or Advertising (the fun, arty, idea-sy bit not the corporate bullsh*t statistics-and-marketing bit). Does not refer to fine artists, who whilst creative, work for themselves not for clients...
Also may be pluralised as a collective reference to: Art Directors, Copywriters, Illustrators, stressed-out insomniac chronic doodlers, etc.
This (noun) obviously stems from the fact that these people are creative (adj)... but these sorts of job tend to take over your life so eventually they all turn from being creative to actually being A Creative. Well something like that...
Guy1: Hey, that guy's in his office at 3.30am with a sack of coffee and a knee-deep layer of crumpled paper around him, whats with that?
Guy2: Oh, he's there every night, thats how a creative lives.
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In Britain, MDMA is becoming more popular as people see it as a purer form of Exctasy.
It is generally bought in powder form in wraps and is snorted in the same way as cocaine. Because of its supposed purity it is more expensive than pills but it is just as likely to be cut with other substances, eg. Talcum Powder. Do you want to pay £15-£20 a gram for Talcum powder?
As a fairly new and increasingly popular drug there is little quality control (whereas with weed for instance, people expect a certain standard and dealers have to match it). It is likely that at each stage of dealership something has been cut into it, so I would advise anyone dabbling in MDMA to be cautious of being given a bum deal - or a seriously deadly concoction.
Eric snorted 3 lines of MDMA, but all he got was a sore nose because the dealer sold him fake stuff.
Next time he got 6 lines of the real deal and OD'd on the kerb while his friends felt up lamp-posts.
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A game, online, and NOW ON Mac and Linux!
"my friends all want me to play eve online. Now that theres a Mac version, I can! yay!"
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A hugely addictive flash clip which plays on a loop. Features a non-sensical Finnish folk song, the Ievan Polka by the band Loituma. A happy little anime girl has the starring role, spinning the leek. Also features a handy counter so you know exactly how many hours you have been hypnotised by the madness for.
Ia tsu-tsa, parivikkai vailan,
Tikkai villan titstandum!
L'laa dipi depi della ruppathi rupiran,
Kuriikan kukkaja kirikango!
Hra-tsa-tsa, ia ripi-dapi dilla
Barits tad dillan deh lando.
Aba rippadta parip parii
Ba ribi, ribi, ribiriz den teahlando.
Ia barillaz dillan deiallou,
Ara va reve-reve revydyv dyvjavuo:
Bariz dah l'llavz dei lando,
Dabaoke dagae dagae due due dei ia do.
"I got high last night and watched 'leekspin' for 6 hours and 43 minutes straight"
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1. Don't cough in the ashtray
2. Don't sneeze in the ashtray
3. Don't laugh in the ashtray
4. Don't blow on the ashtray
5. OR YOU HAVE TO VACCUM
These rules can be repeated for joint-rolling. No-one wants all their weed on the floor.
Person1: *cough cough* oh shit i spilled the ashtray everywhere with my misaimed cough.
Person2: Get out the vaccum then, you know The Ashtray Rules!
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Espresso = Coffee Squared.
Really strong coffee served in a teeny tiny cup, meant to be drank in little sips or in one big gulp like a shot. Is also used to make Americano (or a normal coffee) by adding water, or a Cappucino or Latte by adding hot milk and froth, or a Mocha by adding chocolate powder, milk and froth.
Most coffee shops put 2 shots of espresso in any coffee, so if you like your coffee strong, ask for an extra shot, if you like it weak, ask for one less.
Andy drank a shot of espresso and had the caffine twitches for an hour.
Louise is such a wimp, she drinks grande latte's with only one shot of espresso. It's hardly worth it!
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While most people seem to think that this is a european term for a joint made 1/2 and 1/2 with tobacco and weed, I (an actual european) have only heard it used to describe a pure weed joint, with no tobacco. A 'spliff' with tobacco in it is just a normal J. Spliffs are made using chronic, grass or Bud, not solid.
a spliff is normally larger than your regular joint and since it requires quite a lot of weed is also rarer than your regluar joint.
PS. Rizlas SUCK! use ZigZag No. 1's!
"dude, I got an Ounce of Californian Orange, fancy coming for a spliff or 6?"
"I smoked 1 spliff and I was out of it for hours, normally I have to smoke 10 joints to feel like that"
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