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Victoria

bestest friend ever;

properly raised;
always gives free coffee;
specialized in Japanese sword fighting
expert at making delicate paper cranes and fancies making things out of paper napkins (ex. bow tie).

enjoys karaté and making fires with anything that burns.

sometimes makes paper cranes and then skillfully and precisely, quickly cuts them up in the air while in flight with her Katana.

*loves jeopardy with a passion.

"I would totally bring that girl to meet my parents" "ye man she's a Victoria."

"fuck man, these fires only burn good when Victoria is here"

"I wish I had a pet paper crane" "you can dude!! so easy, just call Victoria"

by mmmmmmeeeeeehhhh February 4, 2012

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