Jackloaf

A non-cliche variant on the common jack-off or jagoff. Also a substitute for 'douchebag'

So he made life miserable for everyone here, then whined through the entire process of being fired, then said he hated his job and was already looking for another one anyway. What a jackloaf...

That's what Ryan Said

Appropriate substitution for 'That's What She Said, as Ryan is the 'girliest' person we know.

Jerry: Push harder, we can fit the whole thing in!

John: That's what Ryan said

Ryan: Real funny guys.

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Man Canyon

A man cave so expansive that 'cave' just does not do it proper justice.

Larry's 1400 sq ft man cave has a fully outfitted work out room, air hockey, pool table, poker table, dart board, 25' HD projection screen, Wii and a beer fridge. I think it has made the leap from man cave to Man Canyon!

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Vay.D.D.

The inability to focus on any of your work or other responsibilities in the period of time just preceding vacation.

Bob, I still haven't seen your TPS reports this week.

Sorry Frank, heading to Key West next week and I've got a bad case of Vay.D.D.

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