Curb Traded

When someone takes some shit you left on the curb and replaces it with lesser quality shit of their own.

Bill: "Dude, I put my old armchair on the curb last night and this morning found a love seat! WTF?"

Marv: "You got curb traded my friend."

Bill: Shit.

Fog Run

When you stop your car in a thick patch of fog and run ahead of the headlights until you vanish into the night.

Jay: Dude. Stop the car.

Dusty: In the middle of the road?

Jay: I have to Fog Run.

Dusty: You trippin'.

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