dropping the towel

1.An offer of a private bargain, especially a request for sexual relations.

Origins: this girl who had liked this guy asked if she could use his shower, only to come out of the shower, drop her towel and "request sexual relations".

misha: "Enough already, you have to tell him you like him."
jane: "I know. I'm gonna drop the towel this weekend."

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Chacne

acne on the chest. Other non-facial variants include necne (neck acne), butne (butt acne) and bacne.

i can't wear that shirt, the neckline is way low and i have horrible chacne.

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too much thongformation

describes an unattractive visible thong. as in too much information.

"shawna pull up those lowriders, i'm getting way too much thongformation."

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Government of Canada

silly clean humour that rates worse than a dad joke

Lewis: "hey did you hear the one... insert bad dad joke"
Ralph: "Dude. Lame. That was so Government of Canada"

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chiseling

1. To shape or cut with a chisel.

2. Earnest and conscientious activity intended to make someone like you

3. Early phase of a romantic relationship

Lou: "Aren't you two going out yet?"
Luke: "Nah, I'm still just chiseling..."

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