cock'n'balls factor

Cock'n'balls factor as in coolness, potency, greatness, balls etc.

The "word" cock'n'balls factor was invented because words coolness, balls and potency don't have enough cock'n'balls factor.

"This song sounds so dull, you have to add some cock'n'balls factor to guitars"

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Red Ribbons

The effect of a sun burn with parts of abdominal fat concealed , so that when you stand up your stomach appears to be covered in red ribbons.

Marshall: Man! My dad is such a dope!
Travis: Gee , Why?
Marshall: He fell asleep again on the beach and now he's covered in red ribbons.