There once was a man from Nantucket.

There once was a man from Nantucket. Whose dick was so long he could suck it. While wearing a grin and wiping his chin if the roof had a cunt, he'd fuck it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. (Explained)

A man who was born and raised within the confines of the isle Nantucket which is located in Massachusetts. Was aware of his spectacular endowment and so therefore felt ambiguous enough to want to fuck his own ceiling whilst imagining it had a vagina to do so.

By,Mikelly.

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Fagget Plate

The name given to someone during a dinner conversation while be frustrated and tripped up on an insult so you blurt out “Why are you being such a fagget plate?”

Josh was trying to act cool at Mikes expense and Mike not wanting to take his shit said “why are you being a fagget plate Josh?”