frist

a variation of "first" posted to an online comment section to indicate that you were the first to post. the "i" and "r" often are intentionally transposed to convey the typist's haste.

toolbox full of feminine hygiene products: "I was first to comment on this article about oleophobic cell phone screens, yessss! I typed "frist" instead of "first" because I was in a big hurry, get it??"

God, all of humanity, and Bill Frist: "STFU"

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