Mulaned

Verb: randomly tossing a device playing the song “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You” from Mulan to someone and forcing them to sing along.

*tosses phone to friend*
“YOU’VE BEEN MULANED!”
“Oh shit..... WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER!”

appbortion

deleting an app before it finishes downloading

Right after the Tinder download started, I realized I meant to download Bumble instead. Luckily I was able to get an appbortion before the download finished- now I can live an easy life where women message me first.

spin zone

when someone tries to spin an argument, present an incident in a biased way, or completely change the subject, they're in the spin zone

it can also be used as a verb in the same way that the slang version of "spin" is used. it's closely related to a hot take.

the modern phrase is commonly used in the sports world, most often to depict ridiculous takes or insane arguments, and became popularized thanks to groups like Barstool Sports

The Cleveland Browns aren't bad, the NFL just doesn't want them to win.

Dude, get outta the spin zone...

I'm serious!