Mulaned

Verb: randomly tossing a device playing the song “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You” from Mulan to someone and forcing them to sing along.

*tosses phone to friend*
“YOU’VE BEEN MULANED!”
“Oh shit..... WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER!”

appbortion

deleting an app before it finishes downloading

Right after the Tinder download started, I realized I meant to download Bumble instead. Luckily I was able to get an appbortion before the download finished- now I can live an easy life where women message me first.