douchestep

A genre of music that sounds similar to dubstep, and enjoyed by legions of douchebags.

Vinnie - "Yo bro! You heard the new Skrillex track?"

Me - "No. Sorry Vinnie. I'm not a fan of douchestep."

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malignorance

Malicious ignorance.

During the negotiation, my counterpart was acting mean, but was obviously ignorant of the issues. He was acting with malignorance.

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Poor Loko

A beverage made from mixing an energy drink and alcohol. Popular at nightclubs that play bootie-themed hip hop or house music. Also popular with binge drinking sorority and fraternity members. A spin on the now-infamous and banned Four Loko drink.

I hear there's a punch bowl full of Poor Loko over at the Lambda Lambda Lambda party tonight. Let's get wasted bro!

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Mogrammer

A Mormon computer programmer. Normally, lives in a new housing development in Saratoga Springs with 4 kids. Commutes to his company's office in Thanksgiving Point. Likes React. Hates Angular. Wants to be a data scientist and code more functionally. Hates OOP and Agile. Will switch jobs in 6 months to work at a neighboring company 50ft away in the Thanksgiving Point area. Also loves to get crazy wasted on Mountain Dew.

I'm at the Starbucks in Lehi, and it feels like a tech incubator. Mogrammers galore, all writing iOS apps for MLMs.