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Hackint0sh

A type of mungrel-computer used by people too cool to get a PC but too poor to get a proper Mac.

Every time you use a Hackint0sh, Steve Jobs gets cross.
Get a Mac.

by molecule802.11 May 6, 2009

15πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Venusian Aikido

Sometimes known as Venusian Karate.
The (fictional) Martial Art practiced by the third Doctor (portrayed by John Pertwee).
The martial art itself involves pure pwnage that can be applied to any situation. It is likely based around real world Aikido along with some Karate bits thrown in for good measure.
If you've ever watched the third Doctor unleash his martial arts skills and thought "OMFG! That was AWESOME!", the art is called Venusian Aikido.

The third Doctor was a prominent user of Venusian Aikido.

by molecule802.11 April 9, 2009

39πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Steve Jobs

The iGod of the forbidden fruit.
A charming, charismatic, magically shrinking, enthusiastic, awesome, charismatic, awesome, charismatic, awesome guy.
CEO and co-founder of Apple.

PC at WWDC 07: Hello everyone. I'm Steve Jobs. Yes that's right its me, Chief Executive of Apple Inc., 1 Infinite Loop, Cupertino, California, 95014. I know the address, that's how you know it's me, Steve Jobs.
Well, I've got some BIG news this year, and I want the whole world to hear it: I quit. Yes that's right I'm resigning effective immediately, and what's more - I'm shutting down all of Apple.
Now I know this comes as a surprise to some of you, but if you think about it, you'll see I really didn't have a choice. I mean, Vista's been performing so well, you know I mean they've sold tens of...dozens of copies. It was clear to me that Leopard was just going to get lost in all of that "Wow".
And then, I got my iPod killer - the Zune. Look at this baby huh, brown. Now, I'm sure you'd agree it's time for Apple to wave the white flag, and concede defeat to the boys up in Redmond, Washington.
And don't shed tears over the iPhone and all that other junk we talked about, just carry those big brains of yours up out of the Moscone Centre and go on home. You're no longer needed.
Mac: PC.
PC: Oh hey oh hi Mac...what's...what's going on? How are you?
Mac: *sigh* Again? Really...why? I thought we talked about this last year...? You think these people are really going to believe you're Steve Jobs?
PC: hmmm...you're right, you're right.
Hello, I'm Phil Schiller.

by molecule802.11 April 5, 2009

97πŸ‘ 270πŸ‘Ž


semantics

The main purpose for internet forums.
The study of discussing the meaning/interpretation of words or groups of words within a certain context; usually in order to win some form of argument.

Now come on, let's not get bogged down in semantics.

by molecule802.11 April 5, 2009

464πŸ‘ 118πŸ‘Ž


AOL

The spawn of the Devil.
See also: Satan

Every geek in the world knows that AOL is the spawn of the devil.

by molecule802.11 April 9, 2009

34πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


screamo

An awful genre of music (if you can even call it music), especially popular amongst the emo community, which involves lots of angry metal and lots of screaming.
The only people who listen to screamo are goths, emos, and MySpace users. True story.

I'd sooner die than listen to screamo. Yuk.

by molecule802.11 April 9, 2009

57πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


Zune

Built by a company that evidently thinks brown is cool; the Zune is yet another example of Micro$oft copying Apple, only to completely and utterly fuck it up.

tosser: I got a Zune
geek: epic, epic phail.

by molecule802.11 April 6, 2009

45πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž