Dave don't care

The response used when someone asks whether you fucked the fat/ugly chick.

Did you fuck that dude?

Dave don't care man

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Doing a Dave

Doing a Dave is when the main instigator of a night out gets wasted and disappears home early on said night out after persuading everyone it's a good idea to go out. This usually involves Turbo Shandy and cider.

I'm totally wasted man!

Are you doing a Dave?

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