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grrrrpurr

The sound a cougar makes in a man's ear just before she eats him alive.

Dude, that coug was so hot. I knew when she grrrrpurred in my ear I was going home with her.

by mollygoodhead January 9, 2010

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


pedicuring

The act of pretty-ing up your feet in anticipation of hooking up with a hottie that will hopefully rub your feet.

MA: Hey-- wanna go to the mall?

K: Yeah, i need some new kicks after i go pedicuring. I'm hooking up with that rockin' hottie i met in Econ 101.

by mollygoodhead February 10, 2010

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


holiday fog

What you walk around in after multiple, in succession holiday parties and events having been inundated with Christmas carols, spiked eggnog and Salvation Army bell ringers.

Me: Hey! Have you seen Chris this week?

You: No, he can't make his way out of the holiday fog!

by mollygoodhead December 18, 2009

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


tech tag

Blitzing someone with all technology available via text, pager, email, instant messaging, facebooking, or cell phone to get their attention.

My ex really wants to get back with me. He's been tech tagging me so bad I can't touch my computer or crackberry without hearing from him!

by mollygoodhead January 5, 2010

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


mfeobtffa

Very similar to mfeo, (made for each other), but adds the extra component of difficulty in that there is a large distance between you and your "made for". Thus, your mffeobtffa is made for each other but too f-ing far away...

MG: I think I finally met my soulmate!

MA: No way! Really? Then why do you look so sad?

MG: It's a case of mfeobtffa...

MA: That's why they make airplanes, silly!

by mollygoodhead February 19, 2010

49πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


trainiquette

Refraining from using cell phones or talking loudly while on the train, metro, subway or other form of public rail transportation.

That woman had no trainiquette! She should have texted instead of yapping loudly the whole time on the train!

by mollygoodhead November 22, 2009

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


fete-lag

When you travel across multiple time zones for holidays and festivities and the sheer exhaustion of the partying, the airtports, TSA and customs that goes along with it.

MA: Hey! Have you heard from Crane lately?

K: No, I'm sure he's completely fete-lagged coming from the UK after the holidays.

by mollygoodhead December 21, 2009

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž