family guy

a highly overrated show popular with geeks with no originality of their own because they need to watch it to get some lame new catchphrase. despite what some think, it doesn't copy the simpsons. it also has less direction than a blind Jew. mostly comprised of flashback scenes with no connection to the plot (if there is any) and features boring rants by a lemonheaded baby.

A: Wow, why am I watching this Family Guy crap when South Park is on?
B: I don't now, maybe you're queer.

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Cornelius

A boy named Cornelius is usually very weird. They’re kind of weird and talk to way too many girls on Snapchat. So much so that everyone begins to think that they are fruity and homosexual. The easiest way to identify a Cornelius is by the amount of bitches they have, 0.

“Look at that Cornelius over there! Absolutely zero bitches. L