A special cunt is someone who's retarded and an asshole, at the same time!!?
Me:"Ryan your a special cunt" Ryan:"uhhajavjdn fuck you uhhhahdkdb"
One puff off colossal bud, actually half a puff off colossal bud and your fucked for a week at the least.
Man1: you took a hit off colossal bud?!?!! Man2: uhhhahahahh whhatt??
Your gluteus maximus becomes a Shitamus maximus when your taking a shit on the shitter.
"Tylers gluteus maximus quickly became a shitamus maximus when he ate at taco bell"
a stick that is sexier than your lover~
you can look, you can stare, but you can definitely also touch the sexystick