Hurt Horny

A state of being in which a person is so horny, it hurts.

Person 1: Hey dude, you okay? You've been acting a little off lately.
Person 2: Yeah, I good. Just hurt horny, that's all.
Person 1: Damn, my condolences.

Boasted

State of being in which someone, typically a humble person, is deserving of pride, and therefore deserving of a boast. It essentially flips the negativity of boasting into a positive because it's valid.

Person 1: Aye, congrats on winning the award tonight. You're fuckin boasted my guy.
Person 2: Thank you, thank you.

Shloppy

Shloppy, or "shloppin' is a word akin to "bussin" in that it describes something so incredibly delicious that you don't give a fuck how you look consuming it. You get sloppy, or shloppy, with it.

Person 1: Hey bro, you wanna try some of my burger.
Person 2: Nah homie. Shit look shloppy asf but Ima letchu enjoy it