cucumber cum

the name given when you cum but it’s a green colour and has the texture of the juicy part of a cucumber. Often comes randomly but goes within 3-4 minutes.

Babe what is that??

Chill b it’s just cucumber cum, gimme a few mins it’ll go.

Loochie

when you sit on the toilet too long

“damn it’s been ages! omg a loochie”

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The Wankery

The name given to a specific room in a house dedicated to wanking. When 3 or more people use it once it becomes known as The Wankery.

paul, tim, simon: *wanking*
tim: Hey guys! looks like this is The Wankery now LOL
*continues*

peach pong

when two girls take it in turns bouncing off each other’s bunda whilst singing along to Little Mix

“cant wait for peach pong later! We should sing ‘shout out to my ex’ “

cotton comeback

When one is on a budget and cant afford a condom so replaces it with a sock.
**PLEASE NOTE** -use at your own risk will most likely result in pregnancy.

bro guess what! I made a cotton comeback with Sally last night. Wait 9 months..

ferocious fanny fever

When one’s fanny is constantly itching/stinging irregularly.

margret: Why are you itching your private area so ferociously!?
jane: sorry babes, i’ve got ferocious fanny fever.

shlanger

Someone (usually male) who finds pleasure and security out of watching Gay fury midget porn.

*Woof* *moan* *bang*
john: wtf it that?!
issac: oh don’t worry it’s just Larry, what a shlanger !!

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