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After taking a shit you keep wiping but it just won’t go clean.
Bro, i was stuck in the stall for 20minutes, i had a serious stainer!
When one’s fanny is constantly itching/stinging irregularly.
margret: Why are you itching your private area so ferociously!?
jane: sorry babes, i’ve got ferocious fanny fever.
when you sit on the toilet too long
“damn it’s been ages! omg a loochie”
The name given to a specific room in a house dedicated to wanking. When 3 or more people use it once it becomes known as The Wankery.
paul, tim, simon: *wanking*
tim: Hey guys! looks like this is The Wankery now LOL
*continues*
when two girls take it in turns bouncing off each other’s bunda whilst singing along to Little Mix
“cant wait for peach pong later! We should sing ‘shout out to my ex’ “
When one is on a budget and cant afford a condom so replaces it with a sock.
**PLEASE NOTE** -use at your own risk will most likely result in pregnancy.
bro guess what! I made a cotton comeback with Sally last night. Wait 9 months..
Someone (usually male) who finds pleasure and security out of watching Gay fury midget porn.
*Woof* *moan* *bang*
john: wtf it that?!
issac: oh don’t worry it’s just Larry, what a shlanger !!